I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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