8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm having to shit out rocks
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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