Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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