WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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