I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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