he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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