physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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