Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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