We're like a lot better than the average bears
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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