he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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