There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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