he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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