i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I am mentally ready for anal.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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