I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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