You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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