no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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