Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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