Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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