sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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