Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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