I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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