Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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