CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
