You're so nebulous sometimes
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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