i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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