I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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