guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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