so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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