Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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