I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Randomize
