I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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