This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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