How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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