5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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