How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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