What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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