i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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