But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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