Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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