hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I want her autograph on my taint
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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