BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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