Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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