That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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