I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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