So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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