That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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