There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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