My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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