She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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