2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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