It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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