what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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