operation have a gay friend backfired
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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