i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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